The things kids do!

What do a five year old girl and an eight year old boy do on a Sunday? Here are just some ideas. (Warning: do not try this at home)

First, I hear nothing. Knowing children like I do, I know that is not a good thing, so I go upstairs, and open Sophie's bedroom door to find the light off and the 8 year old boy lying on top of my five year old daughter! They are playing "mom and dad". I tell them that is inappropriate and to go play downstairs. No harm done.

Later, while I am gone, these same two children are discovered in the bathroom cleaning the bathtub toys with everyone's toothbrushes. When asked by her dad "why" they had done it, my daughter replies, "We cleaned them off real good."

When David comes in later to the sounds of thumping and banging, he asks the 14 year old who is looking after the two delinquents what that sound is. He is directed to the laundry room, where he encounters this!

He then proceeds to pretend he needs to dry some laundry and causes the dryer to buzz, frightening the two young ones out of the dryer right quick. lol

Very shortly thereafter, said fourteen year old comes to David and says, "they've gone crazy". At which point the eight year old boy comes running through the house with underwear on over his face as a mask, with the crotch over his nose, and eyes peeking through the leg holes. (On being informed that these were in fact dirty, he says eewww, and laughs hysterically.)

And last, but not least, David comes upon a bowl of chips and milk in the floor. The dog is eating some of it. In comes our daughter with the boy on a leash, and proceeds to tell him to eat the food. At which he says, "the dog ate this", she replies, "EAT IT!" and he does. LOL All the while David is totally cracking up and can only imagine our daughter as a future dominatrix! LOL I shudder to think of the "games" they will invent in the years to come.

Welcome to a Sunday at Witchwood! LOL